Thursday 24 January 2019

Oranges are not the only Fruit - Jeanette Winterson

"This is the story of Jeanette, adopted and brought up by her mother as one of God's elect. Zealous and passionate, she seems destined for life as a missionary, but then she falls for one of her converts.

At sixteen, Jeanette decides to leave the church, her home and her family, for the young woman she loves. Innovative, punchy and tender,

Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit is a few days ride into the bizarre outposts of religious excess and human obsession."


The coming-of-age of a lesbian and aspiring preacher in a devout household, rejected by her church and her adoptive mother for her "unnatural passions". It sounds like something I would love, because I adore the shredding of religious hypocrisy, and am fascinated by people raised in such a crazy environment since it is so far removed from my own experience, having been brought up by a religious skeptic and generally sane woman.

But for some reason this book just didn't hit the mark. The writing was very strange, skirting around Jeanette really powerful feelings and watering it down so much I could no longer care. The prose was bizzare with lines such as "It runs right the way through life, though it starts with hyacinth growing, passes through milk monitor, and finishes somewhere at half-blue." Like what?? The book focused too much with the description and made it feel like I was reading a script but didn't have any actors to show me the emotions.

At the same time, we have these little asides where Percival's quest for the grail is told, drawing some comparison where I guess Jeanette is Percival and the grail is, umm, her sexuality or something? Her relationship with god? I wasn't following there, but I admit that bringing myths and the like into your story does make them seem magical and weighty and stuff.

Gripes aside, I was still interested in the story. I enjoyed exploring the character of the mother, the exploration of tight-knit church communities, and all the scenes where Jeanette is an outcast in school for telling bible stories about hellfire and damnation while totally convinced that she's doing a whole heap of good, and not understanding why people are ostracising her for it. I was surprised to find myself happy that Jeanette, unlike her family and congregation, was able to reconcile her beliefs and her emotions so early in life.


In short, I didn't get it, but appreciated what it was trying to do.

Age Rating 14+. There is a forced exorcism though not described and Jeanette is starved by her family for quite a few days.

How to be Invisable - Tim Lott

"When Strato Nyman’s parents decide to relocate themselves – and their arguments- to the countryside, leaving his London school for Gifted and Talented children behind is just one of the new problems he faces. Being a genius, and the only black kid in the school, is going to make fitting in at his new school a real challenge and when the school bully singles Strato out for special attention he just wants to disappear. A strange encounter with a moustachioed man in a dusty bookshop offers a cryptic answer to his troubles, but can the power of invisibility really be useful to a scientist like Strato?"

Strato is a wonderful character: pragmatic and articulate, with a genuine thirst for knowledge,  he is a believable, endearing and a quite unique narrator. His thorough explanation of particle physics experiments are told with awe and excitement that never bog the reader down, and his blossoming first romance with fellow science fan Susan Brown is a lovely addition.

Exploring parents on the brink of separation is a common subject for young teen novels but the injection of quiet magic and bright science give this story real energy. The lines between magic, science and reality are blurred together just as they should be, for they are all made of the ‘quantum froth’ on the ‘cosmic cappuccino’ that makes ‘science the magic that is around us all the time’. I loved the bringing together of magic and science, showing how they are not that different; magic merely a science we have yet to understand. The mysterious Dr Ojebande always dressed in black was a wonderful addition to the story, I loved the reveal at the end and his quiet practical type of magic. Overall a quick, light read that leaves a good taste in the mouth.

Age Rating 11+. All above board, does contain the mention of witchcraft if that bothers you.

Wednesday 23 January 2019

Unremembered #1- Jessica Brody

"The only thing worse than forgetting her past . . . is remembering it.

When Freedom Airlines flight 121 went down over the Pacific Ocean, no one ever expected to find survivors. Which is why the sixteen-year-old girl discovered floating among the wreckage—alive—is making headlines across the globe.

Even more strange is that her body is miraculously unharmed and she has no memories of boarding the plane. She has no memories of her life before the crash. She has no memories period. No one knows how she survived. No one knows why she wasn’t on the passenger manifest. And no one can explain why her DNA and fingerprints can’t be found in a single database in the world.

Crippled by a world she doesn’t know, plagued by abilities she doesn’t understand, and haunted by a looming threat she can’t remember, Seraphina struggles to piece together her forgotten past and discover who she really is. But with every clue only comes more questions. And she’s running out of time to answer them.
Her only hope is a strangely alluring boy who claims to know her from before the crash. Who claims they were in love. But can she really trust him? And will he be able to protect her from the people who have been making her forget?"


I wanted to enjoy this book, to be honest I didn't have high hopes, but my eyes nearly fell out from rolling them so hard. You want me to believe that this girl loves this guy even though they barely know each other and most of their time spent together is in brief flashbacks.... NO. These are teenagers claiming their love transcends all things a la Romeo and Juliet. It's the whole, "They won't let us be together, let's run away" plot, when what you think you're getting is a novel that is more than just a tragic love story. Zen is very literally, the only boy Seraphina meets or has ever met for that matter and her life experiences are severely limited. This made it really hard for me to believe in their love and connect on that level.

The premise is what really drew me in. Seraphina is found at the scene of a plane crash with no memory of how she got there or anything from her past, including her name. As the novel wears on, the reader and Seraphina learn more and more about her past thanks mostly to the Mysterious Boy that she feels drawn to. In the beginning, I was really enjoying it because it was intriguing. However, once the romance manifested and consumed the plot, the original excitement I had began to die off. There is a scene where the love interest, Zen, is more focused on her remembering him instead of other memories I felt were a bit more important given her situation (AKA, bad guys are after her and she doesn't know why). Apparently, he didn't feel that was important, which struck me as odd. Sure, he told her the basics, but his main priority was her remembering their love. Yes, this is me rolling my eyes.

The time travel, ooops spoiler, is a really silly badly formulated idea which had me nearly laughing and her being an AI could have been interesting if handled with more delicacy. That also led to the question could she even love Zen. I mean had she been programmed to feel that emotion, and if so, why? Overall a slightly hot mess of a book that could have been okay with a few different plot devices.


Age Rating 12+. Nothing untoward that I can remember.

The Name on your Wrist - Helen Hiorns

"It's the first thing they teach you when you start school. But they don't need to; your parents tell you when you're first learning how to say your name. It's drummed into you whilst you're taking your first stumbling steps. It's your lullaby. From the moment it first appears, you don't tell anyone the name on your wrist.

In Corin's world, your carpinomen - the name of your soul mate, marked indelibly on your wrist from the age of two or three - is everything. It's your most preciously guarded secret; a piece of knowledge that can give another person ultimate power over you. People spend years, even decades, searching for the one they're supposed to be with.

But what if you never find that person? Or you do, but you just don't love them? What if you fall for someone else - someone other than the name on your wrist?

And what if - like Corin - the last thing in the world you want is to be found?"


This was an okay story, but there were loads of plot holes, and I got bored, which was really disappointing cause I was really looking forward to this book!

Corin was a character that was difficult to really connect with. She dated boys with a certain name to fool people into thinking that that was the name on her wrist. For no reason but emo edge factor. She claimed not to have a problem with the whole ‘soul-mate’ thing but was really shocked when she learned that a married couple weren’t really soul mates, but then at other times totally disparaged the whole idea of soulmates. I really wished that even if she couldn’t tell anyone, the reader could have had more of a clue as to her direction, as she was so hot and cold on her own beliefs that just started to annoy me.

The two sister felt more broken then they should, logically, be. I understood Jacinta's story (Corin's sister) after it come out later in the book but Corin was so aggressive and mean for a reason I couldn't fathom. Of course losing a father must be awful but that doesn't make you a complete cynical bitch to everyone about everything.

Then there was the ending. I’m still not 100% sure exactly what happened, but by that point I was seriously annoyed and bored, but I do know that I didn’t like it. SPOILER. If the whole soulmate thing was just a rouse by the government to keep people in their place and make things easily controlled, wouldn't they have just killed Corin to keep their secret. That would have been a much better story, have Corin find out it was all a rouse earlier in the book, the government hunting her down and her with the aid of her sister team up with the anit-soulmate organisation and try to inform the world. (And end the ban on books because that was awful)


Corin however takes the easy way out, and side steps any world changing or interesting endings. I really wasn’t impressed, and it totally cemented how much I didn’t enjoy this book.

Age Rating 15+. Sex references, suicide attempts, bad language and a seriously dysfunctional family.

The Upside of Unrequited - Becky Albertalli

"I don't entirely understand how anyone gets a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend. It just seems like the most impossible odds. A perfect alignment of feelings and circumstances . . .

Molly Peskin-Suso knows all about unrequited love. No matter how many times her twin sister, Cassie, tells her to woman up, Molly is always careful. Better to be careful than be hurt.
But when Cassie gets a new girlfriend who comes with a cute hipster-boy sidekick, everything changes. Will is funny, flirtatious and basically the perfect first boyfriend.
There's only one problem: Molly's co-worker, Reid, the awkward Tolkien super fan she could never fall for . . . right?"



Set in the progressive Maryland suburbs of Washington, D.C., THE UPSIDE OF UNREQUITED chronicles the summer story of 17-year-old Molly Peskin-Suso, who has had 26 unrequited crushes. A self-proclaimed "prolific crusher," Molly considers herself the opposite of her fraternal twin sister, Cassie: Whereas Cassie is blond, blue-eyed, and slender, Molly is brown-haired, brown-eyed, and fat. While young lesbian Cassie has hooked up with plenty of girls, Molly has never even kissed any of the 26 guys she's crushed on. Things begin to change when Molly finds herself with two possible suitors: "hipster Will," a handsome ginger who's best friends with Cassie's new girlfriend, and geekily tall "Middle-earth Reid," who works with Molly in his parents' eclectic home goods store. But while Molly realizes Will is objectively "hotter," she finds herself increasingly attracted to geeky and adorkable Reid and his too bright white sneakers.

Through Molly's journey of discovering what falling in love feels like, Albertalli has given voice to a character so often ignored and pushed into the jolly sidekick mode: the chubby girl who's sure she'll die a virgin because adolescent guys, even in progressive Montgomery County, Maryland, are more likely to say "no fatties" or "you're pretty for a big girl" than to see how awesome she really is.

That's not to say that Albertalli made Molly into some romance-novel model of a plus-size perfection. Molly's not rocking any big-and-beautiful or fat-acceptance labels; she's just not constantly trying to diet or obsessed with her weight. The story is about much more than Molly's weight or even her romantic prospects. It's also about how sisterhood and best friendship can change when one or the other person is in love; how loyalties and priorities shift when romance blooms and how your inner circle grows; and how sisters sometimes have to grow apart, ever so slightly, to grow up. But, there is romance. For those worried that this is another intolerable romance, never fear. There's only one real and true viable option for Molly, and he's wonderful. He and Molly talk with an ease that should be a lesson for all young readers. Love is about attraction, yes, but that attraction can start with friendship and a sense of being seen and known -- not simply desired, although there's that, too.

Like Albertalli's previous book, The Upside of Unrequited is extremely diverse, featuring LGBTQ characters and various racial, ethnic, and religious characters. Teens and adults curse (sometimes rather colorfully) in a believable way (some characters much more than others).

Age rating 14 +. As I said discusses some weightier topics that younger readers might not understand or really identify with yet. Language is mild-ish but there and there is the occasional sex reference.